Thursday 2 October 2014

Love

So one day it happened. Nessa hadn't planned for it but there he stood: Malcolm Landgraab.

Nessa was in over her head in love. She didn't mind that Malcolm had bad sides and above all she didn't mind that he hated gardening. She loved him more than words could explain and kissed him furiously.

Malcolm was surprised at first. Looking at her with a puzzled expression. But than he returned the kiss and thus it was them.

Nessa wasn't fooled however, she had suspected that Malcolm wasn't her ideal of a man. He was handsome yes but he was also quite cruel. Five months after they had first met this was really established. Nessa was pregnant and Malcolm was not thrilled.

Nessa wasn't angry she simply explained to him that she was having his child and that he could do whatever he liked. He did. He left and there she stood, pregnant with a massive garden and no house. 

Wednesday 1 October 2014

Gardening for a living

Nessa loved her new way of life. Her plants grew steadily and she could spend time doing exactly what she wanted.




However, the gardening didn't make her a fortune. This small detail had Nessa tried to ignore but when she opened the mail box one day and found a huge bill she was in chock.

391 the bill said and I didn't matter how many times Nessa counted. She only had 334. This was an all time low and to make things worse the toilette erupted in an ill-manifested refusal. While Nessa tried to fix the broken plumbing (she didn't pay much attention to the fact that the toilette in fact stood outside, miraculously without any pipes) she pondered and realised that she had to work even harder.

So she bought a stereo and started dancing, hoping that the plants would get the vibe and grew quicker. To make sure it was successful she invited her friends too.


It worked and the plants grew quicker than ever. (This was highly illogical but Nessa thought there was an actual correlation)



She was finally able to pay her bills and was thrilled. She continued this happiness by harvesting even more. She had noticed that her plants grew even faster when she put fish on it, thus she made the money to buy a stove.